"Cats are Cunts" - Mouse Mat – Cunt Gifts


"Cats are Cunts" - Mouse Mat

Regular price £8.95

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Perfect for dog lovers (or brutally honest cat owners).

This cheeky mouse mat is a hilarious take on cat ownership — ideal for anyone who’s ever had their slippers pissed on, curtains shredded, or been ignored for three hours straight. Whether they love cats or just tolerate them, they’ll appreciate the honesty.

"Cats are Cunts"

Also available on a mug, keyring, badge, and even a teddy bear. View the full Cats are Cunts collection here.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Soft polyester top layer for smooth mouse movement
  • Non-slip 5mm rubber base for grip and comfort
  • Compact size: 22cm x 18cm — perfect for home or office desks

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