Say “cunt” without saying cunt (well, not directly)
It’s subtle. It’s clever. It doesn’t technically say cunt—but it absolutely *does*. This phonetic code apron is ideal for emergency services workers, military mates, or anyone who knows their CHARLIEs from their TANGOs. Available in multiple colours too.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Want to build the full phonetic bundle? Grab the matching mug, mouse mat, keyring, and more from the Charlie Uniform collection.