A blunt little reminder that it’s time to cheer up
We all know one — someone who scowls at tinsel, sighs at mince pies, and would rather neck gravy than crack a smile. This “Cheer Up You Miserable Cunt, It’s Christmas” card delivers the festive kick in the arse they didn’t know they needed.
Simple, brutal, and guaranteed to raise a laugh (even from the grumpiest git), it’s one of the most direct cards in our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest collection of rude Christmas cards on the internet.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Want more like this? Check out our multi-pack card sets or explore the full Christmas Cunt collection for plenty more festive swearing.