"Cheer Up You Miserable Cunt" - Christmas Card – Cunt Gifts


"Cheer Up You Miserable Cunt" - Christmas Card

Regular price £3.45

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A blunt little reminder that it’s time to cheer up

We all know one — someone who scowls at tinsel, sighs at mince pies, and would rather neck gravy than crack a smile. This “Cheer Up You Miserable Cunt, It’s Christmas” card delivers the festive kick in the arse they didn’t know they needed.

Simple, brutal, and guaranteed to raise a laugh (even from the grumpiest git), it’s one of the most direct cards in our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest collection of rude Christmas cards on the internet.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

Want more like this? Check out our multi-pack card sets or explore the full Christmas Cunt collection for plenty more festive swearing.