"Christmas to-do list" - Apron
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Description
Description
Tick Off the Funniest Christmas To-Do List Ever
Get ready to cross everything off your festive checklist – including the most important one: "Buy that cunt a gift!" This hilarious cunt Apron is perfect for anyone who likes to tackle Christmas with a big laugh and a bigger roast. Ideal for kitchen chaos, festive drinks, and present-wrapping mayhem!
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% linen-style durable polyester
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Want even more Christmas chaos? Explore our full range of cheeky Christmas gifts to stock up on rude cards, mugs, magnets, and more!
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