Cross it off the list – it’s time to buy that cunt a card
Every item on this Christmas to-do list is crossed off, including the final, all-important task: "Buy that cunt a card." Festive, foul-mouthed, and funny, it’s the perfect way to tick someone off your list in style.
If rude humour's your thing, you'll love what’s in our Cunt Card Superstore – the biggest online collection of cheeky, crude and hilarious cards.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Want to stock up? We’ve got multi-pack Christmas cards for even more festive fuckery at a great price.
Or head to the full Christmas Cunt collection to explore gifts, cards, and more rude surprises.