"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt" - Mouse Mat
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"Classy Lady Who Says Cunt" - Mouse Mat
Description
Description
For that beautiful, intelligent, classy woman… who just happens to say cunt a lot.
We all know one — maybe it’s your best mate, your sister, or you (and if you’re not sure, it’s probably you). This cheeky mouse mat is a playful nod to the ladies who own their elegance and their language, and it makes a brilliant gift.
"I'm a Beautiful, Intelligent, and Classy Lady... who just happens to say Cunt a lot."
This design is also available on a mug, badge, keyring, magnet, compact mirror, apron and card. Check out the full Classy Lady collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Soft polyester top layer for smooth mouse movement
- Non-slip 5mm rubber base for grip and comfort
- Compact size: 22cm x 18cm — perfect for home or office desks
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