"Congratulations on the new home" - Bottle Opener – Cunt Gifts


"Congratulations on the new home" - Bottle Opener

Regular price £8.95

Tax included.

The house is new—the humour is classic

This bottle opener says what we’re all thinking: “Congratulations on the new home, I hope your neighbours aren’t cunts.” It’s a brilliant little housewarming gift that’s both funny and actually useful—especially if they’re cracking open drinks to survive small talk over the fence.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
  • Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm

We stock the biggest range of cunt bottle openers on the internet—perfect for every type of cunt you know.