The house is new—the humour is classic
This bottle opener says what we’re all thinking: “Congratulations on the new home, I hope your neighbours aren’t cunts.” It’s a brilliant little housewarming gift that’s both funny and actually useful—especially if they’re cracking open drinks to survive small talk over the fence.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
- Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm
We stock the biggest range of cunt bottle openers on the internet—perfect for every type of cunt you know.