For the person who loves Christmas almost as much as the c-word
This Swear Bear features a Christmas tree, bauble, candle and wrapped gift — plus one simple, glorious word: CUNT. Whether you’re shopping for a mate who embraces the title, or just want a rude teddy bear to sit pride of place on the sofa, this little festive teddy fits the bill.
It’s soft, sweary, and unreasonably cheerful. This Cunt Teddy Bear makes a brilliant gift or decoration for adults who love a good laugh at Christmas.
See the full range of inappropriate soft toys in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this festive design on a mug, card, apron, magnet, badge and glass.
Still shopping? Browse our full Christmas Cunt range for more cheerfully rude ideas.