"Dad A.K.A Chief Cunt" - Mouse Mat
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"Dad A.K.A Chief Cunt" - Mouse Mat
Description
Description
Let your Dad feel like the boss while he's working at the computer with this "Dad A.K.A Chief Cunt" mouse mat!
This rubber mouse mat is ideal if you’re after a hilarious little gift — perfect for a birthday or Father’s Day.
Forget about a sentimental present this year — give him a laugh instead!
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- FREE UK DELIVERY with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Soft polyester top layer for smooth mouse movement
- Non-slip 5mm rubber base for grip and comfort
- Compact size: 22cm x 18cm — perfect for home or office desks
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