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"From One Cunt To Another" - Valentines Card

£3.45
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

From one foul-mouthed romantic to another

This funny Valentine’s card is made for couples who don’t do soppy. It keeps things brutally honest and brilliantly simple with the message:

"Happy Valentine's Day, from one cunt to another!"

Whether it's your partner, a close mate, or a situationship with shared dark humour, this card will have them laughing — and maybe a bit touched too (emotionally, not weirdly).

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

If you love this sort of straight-talking humour, the Cunt Card Superstore has the biggest selection of rude and funny designs anywhere. Grab a few more while you’re here and mix and match across the site.

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