Our “I Don’t Speak Cuntonese” mouse mat is a straight-talking desk accessory for someone who’s done with bullshit and ready to get a laugh.
This one works surprisingly well in (some) offices — just maybe not HR!
- 3 FOR 2 across the whole site (info)
- FREE UK DELIVERY as standard, with speedy upgrades available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Soft, smooth top for comfortable scrolling
- Grippy non-slip rubber base
- 22cm x 18cm mouse pad
- Cellophane-wrapped with card backing
- Handmade at our Sussex workshop
The full Cuntonese collection includes a mug, keyring, badge and teddy to match this mat.
Or browse the entire Cunt Mouse Mat collection to find your perfect rude gift.