"I Don't Speak Cuntonese" - Mouse Mat – Cunt Gifts

"I Don't Speak Cuntonese" - Mouse Mat

Regular price £8.95

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Mouse mat with "I Don't Speak Cuntonese" design.

Tell it how it is with this hilarious mouse mat. The perfect gift to get a laugh, and give a laugh!

- Mouse pad measures 22cm x 18cm.

- Card and cellophane gift packaging.

- Works well in (some) offices.

-Professionally produced at our Sussex workshop in England, UK.

The "I Don't Speak Cuntonese" design is also available in a range of matching gifts. See these by clicking the links below, or click here to check out the full collection.

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