"I Meant to Say Merry Christmas" - Card
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"I Meant to Say Merry Christmas" - Card
Description
Description
A Cheeky Christmas Card for Your Favourite Cunt
This hilarious Christmas cunt card features a bold festive design with the message: “You’re a cunt. Sorry, I meant to say Merry Christmas.” It’s the perfect funny Christmas card for mates, partners, colleagues or anyone who appreciates a cheeky seasonal laugh. Part of our Cunt Christmas Cards range at CuntGifts.com.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express upgrades available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- 148mm square card – premium uncoated stock
- Blank inside for your message
- Comes with a kraft envelope and protective cellophane sleeve
- Printed in the UK by CuntGifts.com
As well as an extensive range of cunt Christmas cards, we also stock cards for every occasion throughout the year in our Cunt Card Superstore — home to the biggest selection of cunt cards on planet Earth.
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