Not here to sugar coat it—this bear tells it straight
If blunt honesty is your love language, this Swear Bear is the one. The t-shirt says it all: “I’m not even going to sugar coat it — you are a cunt.” It’s a funny teddy bear that gets right to the point, no fluff, just fluffiness.
Check out the full range of rude soft toys in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a mug, card, and badge — see the full gift set.
This Cunt Teddy Bear makes the ideal rude gift for someone who appreciates brutal honesty wrapped in plush fur. Whether it’s a birthday, breakup, or just a casual roast, it delivers the message with maximum impact.