"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Christmas Card – Cunt Gifts


"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Christmas Card

Regular price £3.95

Tax included.

It's so bad, it's good!

This festive gem lets you drop someone’s name into the line: “I was going to get you a really nice Christmas card, [NAME]... then I remembered you’re a cunt.”

It's meant to look a bit crap — that's the joke. The perfect Christmas burn for someone who deserves a laugh and a roasting.

Explore hundreds more savage designs in our Cunt Card Superstore – home to the biggest collection of cunt cards on Earth.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

You’ll find this card in our full Christmas collection, alongside mugs, chocolate, and other cheeky gift ideas.