"King Cunt A.K.A Dad" - Apron
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"King Cunt A.K.A Dad" - Apron
Description
Description
Crowning Dad with the Title He Truly Deserves
Let your dad take his rightful place at the top of the family tree with this hilarious "King Cunt A.K.A Dad" apron. Perfect for dishing out Sunday roasts and a few laughs, this cheeky cunt Apron makes a brilliant functional gift for the head honcho of the kitchen.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Want more dad-approved laughs? Browse our Father's Day Cunt Gifts for even more ways to crown the king properly.
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