"King Cunt A.K.A Dad" - Mouse Mat
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"King Cunt A.K.A Dad" - Mouse Mat
Description
Description
Let Dad know who wears the crown—this hilarious mouse mat makes it official: he’s King Cunt, and the desk is his throne.
Whether it’s for his birthday or Father’s Day, this cheeky little gift is guaranteed to get a laugh (and probably pride of place next to his mouse).
- 3 FOR 2 on everything (see offers)
- FREE UK DELIVERY – automatically applied at checkout
- Dispatched within one working day
- Soft-touch fabric surface with grippy rubber base
- Measures 22cm x 18cm
- Card and cellophane gift packaging
- Printed at our Sussex workshop in the UK
More matching King Cunt gifts for Dad are available, or browse the full Father’s Day collection. Need something different? Explore all mouse mats.
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