"Merry Christmas Cunt" - Card
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"Merry Christmas Cunt" - Card
Description
Description
A cheeky Christmas tweet from the nation’s favourite bird
This hilarious festive card features a bold little robin perched proudly on a snowy branch, wishing someone a very merry Christmas in the only way a proper cheeky robin would – by shouting "CUNT!" right from the treetops.
A perfect Christmas card for mates who love a laugh, don’t take the holidays too seriously, and appreciate a bit of classic British humour.
Find this design and loads more festive favourites in our Cunt Card Superstore – home to the funniest and cheekiest cards online. You’ll also find it in our Christmas Cunt Collection, packed with matching mugs, coasters, and gifts.
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- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Whether it’s a cheeky Secret Santa, a mate who loves a sweary laugh, or someone who simply appreciates a robin with attitude, this card is guaranteed to land a proper festive giggle. If you want to turn it into a gift, pair it with a matching mug from our Christmas range.
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