"Merry Christmas To My Favourite Cunt" - Card – Cunt Gifts


"Merry Christmas To My Favourite Cunt" - Card

Regular price £3.45

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Sentimental, cheeky, and downright hilarious

If you’re after a Christmas card that’s got heart *and* humour, you’ve found it. “Merry Christmas To My Favourite Cunt” hits the sweet spot for your best mate, top sibling, or partner in crime — the one who’ll laugh, frame it, and quote it for years.

Explore more rude festive gems over in our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest selection of cheeky cards you’ll find anywhere.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

This design also appears in our Christmas multipack sets — ideal for spreading joy and profanity in equal measure.

Need more C-word joy? Browse the full Christmas Cunt range for gifts, mugs, aprons, and more cards that pack a punch.