Perfect for anyone who despises Mondays (and most people)
This card sums up what everyone’s thinking but rarely says out loud: “I don’t like Monday mornings… or cunts who like Monday mornings… or Mondays… or mornings… or cunts.” Brutally honest, a bit sweary, and absolutely perfect for anyone who’d rather set fire to their alarm clock than embrace the start of the week.
If this speaks to your soul, the full Cunt Card Superstore has even more designs just like it — unapologetic, funny, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This card is also part of our Monday Morning Collection, which includes matching mugs, magnets, badges, keyrings, and teddy bears — all with the same gloriously grumpy energy.