The last mug they’ll ever need (until their hip replacement)
This mug reads "Congrats On Your Retirement" across the front — but take a closer look and you’ll spot a smaller message at the bottom that delivers the real punchline: "You old cunt". It’s a hilarious gift for someone stepping away from the grind and into well-earned laziness.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap
- This 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time
- Did you know? You can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set
- Produced in the UK
Retiring never looked so rude — grab this and more in-your-face gift ideas from the world’s top source for cunt mugs and cheeky presents.