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"Try not to be a cunt today" - Water Bottle

£12.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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Description

Funny Gift for Anyone Who Needs a Daily Reality Check

Life is difficult enough. If you’re a bit cuntish when challenges appear, the wisdom on this bottle will remind you there’s another way. Whether you’re out walking the dog, at the gym, or stuck in the office, you’ll love this daily reminder to keep your cool. It also makes a cheeky present for anyone who needs a nudge in the right direction. Browse the full Cunt Water Bottles collection for more rude hydration options.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Supplied in a card box
  • 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
  • Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
  • Features a handy clip-on carabiner

Love this design? You can build a full rude gift bundle with a matching mug, fridge magnet, and coaster.

Want more? Check out the full Try Not to Be a Cunt Today collection for matching gifts with the same daily wisdom.

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