"Will you?" - Valentines Day Card – Cunt Gifts


"Will you?" - Valentines Day Card

Regular price £3.45

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Love? Banter? This card does it all

This savage little Valentine’s Day card delivers the ultimate bait-and-switch. It says:

"Will you be my Valentine? Only joking, you're a cunt!"

It’s perfect for winding up your partner, your best mate, or even an ex with a sense of humour. Whether you're being cheeky with someone you love or just want to deliver a killer punchline, this one gets the job done.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

And if you love a matching set, this design is also available as a mug. You’ll find it in our Valentine’s collection along with dozens more rude designs.

You can also explore the full range over at the Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest selection of cunt cards online.