"ALEXA / OK GOOGLE Send My Favourite Cunt a Christmas Present" - Apron
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Perfect for Modern-Day Christmas Laughs
Get with the times and serve up Christmas dinner in style with our "ALEXA / OK Google Send My Favourite Cunt a Christmas Present" apron. Whether you prefer Alexa or Google, this hilarious cunt Apron is guaranteed to bring the modern festive laughs straight to the kitchen. Choose your voice command using the dropdown menu and get ready for the giggles!
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% linen-style durable polyester
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Want to build the ultimate smart-mouth Christmas bundle? Match the apron with the mug, Alexa Christmas card, Google Christmas card, and the magnet to really bring home the festive fun!
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