The only Christmas card powered by voice commands
It reads: “ALEXA Send My Favourite Cunt a Christmas Card.” Brutally modern, deadpan funny, and absolutely spot on for anyone glued to their smart speaker. Prefer Google? Click here for the Google version.
This one’s guaranteed to get a festive laugh — and if you're after more like it, our Cunt Card Superstore has the biggest range of rude cards online.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is part of our Alexa & Google Christmas range — check out the matching gifts including the mug, apron, and magnet.
You can also stock up with our multi-pack Christmas cards or browse the full Christmas Cunt collection for even more sweary joy.