"OK GOOGLE Send My Favourite Cunt a Christmas Card"
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"OK GOOGLE Send My Favourite Cunt a Christmas Card"
Description
Description
The voice-command card that gets straight to the point
This is the perfect Christmas card for the digital age. It reads: “OK GOOGLE Send My Favourite Cunt a Christmas Card” — a festive command for any tech-savvy tosser in your life. You can even switch it to say “ALEXA” instead by clicking here.
If you’re into modern humour and sweary surprises, don’t miss our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest collection of rude Christmas cards online.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is part of our techy Christmas range — check out the matching gifts including a mug, apron, magnet and more.
Want more? Browse the full multi-pack range or explore our full Christmas Cunt collection for even more festive rudeness.
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