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"ALEXA Send My Favourite Cunt a Christmas Card"

£3.45
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

Delivery and Shipping Info

  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
  • Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
  • Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
  • Send straight to the recipient: No receipts or prices included in the parcel (learn more)
  • More delivery info: International shipping, times & options (learn more)

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DID YOU KNOW? Our Cunt Card Superstore has the biggest range of cards featuring the C-word on planet Earth, for every occasion throughout the year!

Description

The only Christmas card powered by voice commands

It reads: “ALEXA Send My Favourite Cunt a Christmas Card.” Brutally modern, deadpan funny, and absolutely spot on for anyone glued to their smart speaker. Prefer Google? Click here for the Google version.

This one’s guaranteed to get a festive laugh — and if you're after more like it, our Cunt Card Superstore has the biggest range of rude cards online.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

This design is part of our Alexa & Google Christmas range — check out the matching gifts including the mug, apron, and magnet.

You can also stock up with our multi-pack Christmas cards or browse the full Christmas Cunt collection for even more sweary joy.

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