"Old Cunt" - Badge
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"Old Cunt" - Badge
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Perfect for Dad, Nan, or That Mate Who’s Ancient
So you’ve got to buy a gift for your mate, dad, or nan—but they’re a bit of a cunt? This “Old Cunt” badge might just be the perfect shout. It’s part of our Cunt Badges collection and guaranteed to get a big laugh at any age.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Metal badge measuring 44mm in diameter
This badge comes fully mounted and wrapped, ready to gift to your favourite older cunt—whether they're 40, 60, or somewhere in between.
Love the “Old Cunt” vibe? Match it up with a mug, keyring, bottle opener, and even an apron to complete the rude birthday bundle.
Want more? Check out the full Old Cunt collection for more hilarious options.
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