"Old Cunt" - Birthday Card
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Delivery and Shipping Info
- Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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- Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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"Old Cunt" - Birthday Card
Description
Description
Say happy birthday with cheek and zero subtlety
So you’ve got to buy a birthday card for your dad… but he’s a bit of a cunt? This is the answer. And yes, it works just as well for your nan. Blunt, funny, and unforgettable – just like them.
From big birthdays to petty fallouts, the Cunt Card Store has a card that says exactly what you’re thinking.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Optional “Old Cunt” badge available
- Made in the UK
Want to go all-in on the insult? Pair the card with a matching mug, magnet, keyring, or badge from our Old Cunt Collection.
Check out the full Cunt Birthday Cards Collection for more ways to celebrate someone’s age and attitude – with love and a C-bomb.
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