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"Old Cunt" - Keyring

£3.95
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  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

The Funniest Gift for Any Old Cunt You Know

Is your Dad a bit of a cunt? Or maybe it’s your Nan? If they are, and you need a present for them, this keyring is a cost-effective solution from our Cunt Keyrings collection—straight-talking, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a laugh.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm

All part of our popular “Old Cunt” collection, this design is also available on a mug, magnet, badge, and card—ideal for building a complete, hilarious gift set.

Want more? Check out the full Old Cunt collection to see every rude product in this range.

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