"Old Cunt" - Birthday Card – Cunt Gifts


"Old Cunt" - Birthday Card

Regular price £3.45

Tax included.

Say happy birthday with cheek and zero subtlety

So you’ve got to buy a birthday card for your dad… but he’s a bit of a cunt? This is the answer. And yes, it works just as well for your nan. Blunt, funny, and unforgettable – just like them.

From big birthdays to petty fallouts, the Cunt Card Store has a card that says exactly what you’re thinking.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Optional “Old Cunt” badge available
  • Made in the UK

Want to go all-in on the insult? Pair the card with a matching mug, magnet, keyring, or badge from our Old Cunt Collection.

Check out the full Cunt Birthday Cards Collection for more ways to celebrate someone’s age and attitude – with love and a C-bomb.