"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Keyring
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"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Keyring
Description
Description
A holy insult in keyring form
This “Even Jesus Thinks You’re a Cunt” keyring is perfect for the devoutly inappropriate. Whether they’re religious or just love a blasphemous laugh, this one’s sure to turn heads.
Part of our Cunt Keyrings collection — the biggest range on earth.
- 3 FOR 2 on EVERYTHING (info)
- FREE UK DELIVERY with fast dispatch (details)
- Professionally mounted on card and cellophane wrapped
- Measures 50mm x 38mm with 25mm metal ring
- Designed and produced in the UK
You can get this same “Even Jesus” design on loads of other items too — including a mug, teddy bear, apron, and even a mouse mat. Explore the full Jesus collection for all the blasphemous brilliance.
If you fancy more tongue-in-cheek spiritual content, our full Religion section is worth a look.
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