"Abracadabra! - Nope, Still A Cunt" - Half Pint Tankard Glass
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Because not even magic can fix some people
If you’ve got someone close to you who needs a gift—but they’re still a bit of a cunt—this “Abracadabra” half pint tankard glass is your perfect pick. The design simply reads: Abracadabra – Nope, you are still a cunt. It holds 312ml, perfect for a frothy half pint, and it’s part of our popular Cunt Glasses range. Guaranteed to get a laugh, no magic required.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- 11oz glass – microwave and dishwasher safe
- Delivered in a smash-proof gift box that’s easy to wrap
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
Want to make the spell stick? Build out a full “Abracadabra” gift set with the matching mug, card, teddy bear, keyring, mouse mat, and more from the full Abracadabra collection.
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