The magic trick that always reveals the truth
Abracadabra! Nope, still a cunt. This card delivers pure magic with zero effect — just the way it should. Perfect for that one friend, colleague, or partner who simply refuses to change. Whether you’re sending it for a birthday, banter, or no reason at all, this brutally funny greeting card is guaranteed to get a laugh.
We’ve got hundreds more where that came from — the Cunt Card Superstore has the biggest selection of cheeky, blunt cards online.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is also available on a mug, mouse mat, magnet, badge, keyring, apron, teddy bear — or you can browse the full Abracadabra collection.