"Happy Christmas You Cunt" - Christmas Card
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Delivery and Shipping Info
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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- Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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Description
Description
The Christmas card that gets funnier with every sherry
Spread festive cheer the cunt way with our “Happy Christmas You Cunt” card. It’s rude, funny, and guaranteed to make them laugh. Whether it’s for your brother, best mate or your boss (if you’re brave), this card goes big on cheek.
Shop the biggest selection of rude festive cards at our Cunt Card Superstore — the top spot online for C-word Christmas humour.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This “Happy Christmas You Cunt” design is also available on a mug, teddy bear, keyring, apron, and loads more. It’s even in our Christmas card multipack if you want to spread the rudeness around.
Looking for more? Our full Christmas Cunt range is loaded with funny, cheeky, and rude gift ideas to sort your entire list in one go.
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