"Happy Christmas You Cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Happy Christmas You Cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
Christmas just got cuntier — and this bear is leading the sleigh
Say “Happy Christmas You Cunt” the cuddliest way possible with this bestselling Swear Bear. It’s soft, plush, and proudly rude — a perfect festive surprise for someone with a great sense of humour and zero filter. If you think they’ll laugh, you’re absolutely right.
This Cunt Teddy Bear is one of the most popular in the range — ideal as a rude teddy bear gift or as an inappropriate soft toy to stick under the tree and watch the reactions fly.
Check out even more cheeky designs in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this sweary festive design on a mug, card, card multipack, magnet, badge, keyring, bottle opener, and apron.
Want more festive funniness? Head to the Christmas Cunt range for cards, mugs, and more sweary seasonal cheer.
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