"Happy Christmas You Cunt" - Apron – Cunt Gifts


"Happy Christmas You Cunt" - Apron

Regular price £17.95

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Say Merry Christmas the Only Way That Matters

Get ready to stir up Christmas dinner with our "Happy Christmas You Cunt" apron — the ultimate festive insult wrapped in a practical, roast-ready cunt Apron. Whether you’re carving turkey or carving up banter, this beauty is guaranteed to have the whole table in stitches.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Made from 100% linen-style durable polyester
  • Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
  • Machine washable

Love this festive foul-mouthery? Build your Christmas gift set with matching goodies, including the mug, greetings card, card multipack, magnet, badge, bottle opener, keyring, and even a teddy bear!