A Cracking Little Present for the Funniest Cunt You Know
If your idea of Christmas cheer involves calling your mates out with a wink and a swear, this cunt keyring is the ultimate stocking stuffer. It’s festive, funny, and just rude enough to make the in-laws raise an eyebrow.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm
Love the design? You can go all-in with a matching mug, card, teddy bear, apron, badge, bottle opener and magnet — ideal for building a rude gift bundle that'll have the whole room in stitches.
Want more? Check out the full Happy Christmas You Cunt collection or dive into our Christmas range for festive favourites of the sweary kind.