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"I am a cunt." - Magnet

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Description

“I Am a Cunt” fridge magnet

Why put an affirmation on your fridge when you can slap this little beauty on instead? Whether you’re buying for someone who knows they’re a cunt — or someone who needs reminding — this is the gift that gets the message across without saying too much.

It’s simple, bold, and brutally funny. A top pick for self-aware legends or friends who appreciate a no-nonsense fridge statement.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Measures 75 mm x 50 mm

Browse the full Fridge Magnet Collection for more hilarious fridge-ready gems.

This magnet pairs brilliantly with the “Happy Birthday You Cunt” greeting card — a solid combo gift for maximum birthday banter.

The “I Am a Cunt” design is also available on a teddy bear, mug, mouse mat, keyring, bottle opener, birthday card, badge, and apron. Explore them all in the I Am a Cunt Gift Collection.

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