"I am a cunt" - Bottle Opener
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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"I am a cunt" - Bottle Opener
Description
Description
The opener that tells it like it is
Looking for a functional gift that hits hard and gets a laugh? This “I am a cunt.” bottle opener is perfect for mates who are fully self-aware—or happy to be called out with a grin.
It’s part of the biggest selection of cunt bottle openers you’ll find online—blunt, bold, and always handy at the pub.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
- Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm
You can also get the same design as a teddy bear, mug, mouse mat, magnet, keyring, card, badge, and apron. You’ll find them all in the full I Am a Cunt collection.
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