"I am a cunt." - Keyring
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"I am a cunt." - Keyring
Description
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Some cunts wear it like a badge of honour — now they can carry it on a keyring
Whether it’s for a birthday or just because, this bold acrylic keyring says exactly what it needs to. It’s mounted on a card, sealed in cellophane, and proudly declares: "I am a cunt."
Looking for something similar? Browse the full range in our Cunt Keyrings collection.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm
This makes a great match for the "Happy Birthday You Cunt" card — a classic combo for the right recipient.
The “I am a cunt” design is also available on a teddy bear, mug, mouse mat, magnet, bottle opener, birthday card, badge, and an apron. Or head over to the full I am a Cunt collection to shop the full range.
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