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"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt" - Keyring

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Description

A rude twist on a classic British design

This “Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt” keyring takes the overused wartime slogan and gives it a proper reality check. Ideal for someone who doesn’t mince their words — or for when you want to say it without actually saying it.

Explore more of our cheeky keyring designs in the Cunt Keyrings collection.

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Professionally mounted on card and cellophane wrapped
Measures 50mm x 38mm with 25mm metal ring
Designed and produced in the UK

Love this design? You can also get it on a mug, apron, water bottle, teddy bear, magnet, and more. Check out the full Keep Calm collection to see everything.

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