"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt" - Magnet
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"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt" - Magnet
Description
Description
“Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt” fridge magnet
We thought the “Keep Calm” trend had peaked too — until we made this version. A brutally funny twist on the British classic, this magnet cuts through the noise and tells it straight.
Perfect for the fridge of someone who’s not afraid to speak their mind, or just wants their kitchen to give off the right kind of vibe.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Measures 75 mm x 50 mm
Check out our full Fridge Magnet Collection for more designs that don’t hold back.
The “Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt” design is also available as a greeting card, water bottle, teddy bear, mug, keyring, badge, and apron. You can explore the full set in the Keep Calm Gift Collection.
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