"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt" - Apron
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"Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt" - Apron
Description
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One last hurrah for Keep Calm—done properly
This might be the final nail in the “Keep Calm” coffin, and honestly—it’s a masterpiece. The design reads: "Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt". If that doesn't buy you peace in the kitchen, nothing will. Proudly part of our Cunt Aprons collection, this one’s for the bold and the brutally honest.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
You can build the full matching bundle with the mug, badge, keyring, magnet, water bottle, and even a teddy bear. Explore the full Keep Calm collection for the lot.
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