"Old Cunt" - Magnet
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"Old Cunt" - Magnet
Description
Description
“Happy Birthday You Old Cunt” — the magnet edition
Whether it’s for Mum, Dad, Nan, or that uncle who always farts at the dinner table, this fridge magnet is the perfect daily reminder that they’re a cherished old cunt.
Looking for more fridge-mounted insults? Browse our full magnet collection here.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Measures 75mm x 50mm
- Gift mounted & cellophane wrapped
This magnet arrives gift-ready — card-mounted, wrapped, and ready to wind someone up (in the best possible way).
The “Old Cunt” design is also available on a birthday card, mug, keyring, and badge.
You can also view the full “Old Cunt” collection here.
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