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"Old Cunt" - Magnet

£4.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

“Happy Birthday You Old Cunt” — the magnet edition

Whether it’s for Mum, Dad, Nan, or that uncle who always farts at the dinner table, this fridge magnet is the perfect daily reminder that they’re a cherished old cunt.

Looking for more fridge-mounted insults? Browse our full magnet collection here.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Measures 75mm x 50mm
  • Gift mounted & cellophane wrapped

This magnet arrives gift-ready — card-mounted, wrapped, and ready to wind someone up (in the best possible way).

The “Old Cunt” design is also available on a birthday card, mug, keyring, and badge.

You can also view the full “Old Cunt” collection here.

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