These gifts are perfect for the bloke who isn’t into hearts and flowers, but definitely laughs when you call him a cheeky little cunt. Whether you’ve been together for years or you’re trying your luck with someone who has a twisted sense of humour, this collection is packed with gifts that hit the sweet spot between savage and sentimental.
Match one with a sweary message from our Valentine’s cunt card collection, or browse our bestselling Valentine’s cunt mugs if he’s the type to start his day with strong coffee and stronger language.
Don’t forget—everything qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer, includes free UK delivery, and is dispatched within one working day. If you’re shopping last minute, you’re still safe.