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Valentines

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The Most Outrageously Funny Valentine's Gifts You’ll Find Online

If you’re shopping for a Valentine’s card or gift featuring the word cunt, you’ve just hit the jackpot. Whether your other half loves a laugh or you’re simply not the soppy type, we’ve got the perfect mix of bold humour and proper personality. This collection brings together all our best-selling designs—from cunt cards to mugs and teddy bears.

Expect unapologetic wit, laugh-out-loud messages, and seriously cheeky charm. Every product is made to order, dispatched within one working day, and designed to make your Valentine’s Day a total riot.

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Whether you're shopping for a girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife, or mystery shag buddy, our Valentine's Cunt Cards are the perfect way to say “I love you… but also, you’re a bit of a cunt.” We’ve got sweet ones, cheeky ones, and full-on outrageous ones—whatever suits your vibe.

Pair it up with a matching Valentine's mug or a teddy bear that drops the C-bomb while still looking cute on the bed. Or go full-throttle with something from our Valentine’s Gifts for Her or Valentine’s Gifts for Him collections—each one packed with hilariously inappropriate designs they’ll remember.

And don’t forget—tons of our Valentine’s gifts and cards are part of our popular 3 for 2 offer, and every order includes free UK delivery. Pick out your favourites and get the most bang for your buck this Valentine’s.
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