"Happy Birthday You Bald Cunt" - Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Bald Cunt" - Birthday Card
Description
Description
For the follically challenged with a sense of humour
If they’re short on hair but not on banter, this Bald Cunt birthday card is the perfect way to celebrate. Whether it’s your mate, your brother, or your shiny-domed boss, it’s a guaranteed laugh for anyone confident enough to embrace their baldy glory.
The Cunt Card Store is stacked with hilariously offensive designs for every occasion you can think of – and a few you probably haven’t.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- Add an optional badge
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Love this bald bastard theme? Build a gift set with the matching mug, water bottle, keyring, badge, and bottle opener. Or head over to the full Bald Cunt collection to see every glorious design.
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