"Clever Cunt" - Mug
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"Clever Cunt" - Mug
Description
Description
When someone’s earned it—and you want them to laugh about it
Whether they’ve smashed an exam, nailed a qualification, or just outsmarted the rest of you, this “Clever Cunt” mug is the perfect way to say well done. It's cheeky, celebratory, and guaranteed to get a laugh over their next cuppa.
This makes a top-tier gift for friends, family, or colleagues who've earned bragging rights—and now a mug to go with it.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap
- This 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time
- Did you know? You can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set
- Produced in the UK
This design also comes as a matching congratulations card for the full gift set treatment.
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