"Even your dog" - Greetings Card – Cunt Gifts


"Even your dog" - Greetings Card

Regular price £3.45

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A dog-approved way to call someone a cunt

Got a mate who’s a bit of a knob and owns a dog? This card says what everyone’s thinking – including the dog. A straight-talking design with a full message that reads: “Even your dog thinks you’re a cunt.”

You’ll find even more savage brilliance in our Cunt Card Superstore – the biggest selection of cunt cards online.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

This design is also available on a teddy bear, mug, keyring, and magnet. Or click here to view the full collection.