"Even your dog" - Teddy Bear
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"Even your dog" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
Because dogs don’t lie—and neither do our bears
Wearing a t-shirt that boldly says “FACT: Even your dog thinks you’re a cunt,” this Swear Bear delivers a perfectly rude reminder for any dog-loving mate who deserves to be taken down a peg. Equal parts cuddly and cutting, it’s a guaranteed laugh for birthdays, breakups, or just because.
See the rest of our wonderfully offensive bears in the Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a mug, card, keyring, and magnet — see the full gift set.
This Cunt Teddy Bear is a great choice for anyone who appreciates dark humour — or for anyone whose dog has better taste in humans. A funny teddy bear with proper bite.
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